You are Phil. Phil is stuck in Dream Land. Phil doesn't like Dream Land or who put him there. When Phil doesn't like something he destroys it. So here's how it all happened.

Phil was walking home from school one day and boy he wasn't happy. He had completely failed on his big Math test. As he approached the crosswalk, he noticed the crossing guard was acting funny. He ignored it though and continued on. A strange dog started following him, and he ignored this too. Pretty soon, though, the stupid plastic-looking dog really started to bug him. He turned around and started to yell at the dog "Go home you stupid dog!". And the dog just sat there staring at him. Finally he got so mad that nailed the dog with a kick. The dog went flying, hit a mail truck and bounced off shattering into a million pieces. Phil walked over and looked at the fragmented dog, and on the back of the dog's rear was the Microsoft logo. This really ticked Phil off since he was a loyal Mac owner. A mail truck pulled up and the mail man looked at Phil and then the dog. Phil took off as fast as he could, which isn't that fast since his legs are so short and his head is bigger than his body.

Phil got home and his family wasn't there. The cat was staring intently, and Phil contemplated hitting the cat with something, but decided against it. He went upstairs to start playing on his Mac. As he opened the door a rush of anger fell over him. His Mac was gone! He ran to the window just in time to see a Microsft pick-up truck driving away with his beloved Mac. Phil shouted out the window "You better give me back my Mac or I'm going to have to kick your butt!". Disgusted, Phil went to sleep.

What Phil doesn't know is that this is where the real adventure begins. Phil looked around and found himself stuck in a strange place. He noticed that he had a strange suit and bombs strapped to him. There were strange creatures everywhere. And Phil quickly learned they weren't nice. A large drooling monster lumbered towards him. Not knowing what to do he decided to throw the nearest thing at the monster. Well, the nearest thing was a bomb. KAAABOOOOOM!!! The large monster was sent flying into oblivion. Phil ran away from there and came upon more monsters. He ran behind a crate to hide, and inside he found a missile launcher. Well he decided to give it a try. He let the launcher rip and BOOOOM! A pack of advancing monsters were scattered everywhere.

Things progressed like this and Phil decided he had to get out. He knew the only way out was to keep going forward. He didn't know what lay ahead, but he didn't care, he just found a chainsaw.

Eventually, throughout Dream Land, this was known as the "Dream Wars"! Can you help Phil get out?